Why You Can’t Measure Your Performance Outcomes…

by Stacey Barr |

One of the worst problems that makes strategic outcomes hard to measure is the excessive use of ‘weasely’ language. And you’ll know what I mean if your strategy is full of words like efficiency, productivity, sustainability, or even performance outcomes.

A word cloud made up of weasel words.

Wikipedia explains what weasel words are:

The expression weasel word derives from the egg-eating habits of weasels… An egg that a weasel has sucked will look intact to the casual observer, while actually being empty. Thus, words or claims that turn out to be empty upon analysis are known as “weasel words”. The expression first appeared in Stewart Chaplin’s short story ‘Stained Glass Political Platform’ (published in 1900 in The Century Magazine,… in which they were referred to as “words that suck the life out of the words next to them, just as a weasel sucks the egg and leaves the shell.” Theodore Roosevelt attributed the term to Dave Sewall, claiming that Sewall used the term in a private conversation in 1879…

In the political sphere, this type of language is used to “spin” or alter the public’s perception of an issue. In 1916, Theodore Roosevelt argued that “one of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use … ‘weasel words’; when one ‘weasel word’ is used … after another there is nothing left.”

My first exposure to the term was from Don Watson, an Australian political speech writer and author of many books but two in particular to do with weasel words, “Death Sentence: The Decay of Public Language” and “Watson’s Dictionary of Weasel Words“. Irrespective of the source of the term “weasel words”, its impact is profound in our struggles to find meaningful performance measures to align to our strategy and convince us of its execution and achievement.

Look at any strategic plan’s performance outcomes, perhaps even your own, and the chances are astronomically high that you’ll see aplenty words like effective, efficient, diversity, productive, responsive, sustainable, engaged, quality, flexible, adaptable, well-being, reliable, key, capability, leverage, robust, accountable. That’s just scratching the surface of the glut of empty and inert words that sound important and fail to say to anything at all, or at least speak of anything that can be verified in the real world. Or measured.

When your performance outcomes are written with weasel words, you simply won’t be able to measure them (at least not meaningfully). I challenge you to decide the most meaningful ways to measure this performance outcomes:

  • “Provide efficient, unique, unbiased and responsive, high quality support” which is from a military organisation.
  • “Strengthen student engagement and learning outcomes by enhancing student support and intervention services”, from a government education department.
  • “[We] will be a leader in articulating and characterizing the dynamic system of scholarly communication”, from a library association.

Where you have used weasel words, you must define specifically what you mean by them or accept the fact that you’ll forever struggle to find meaningful ways to measure your performance outcomes. And your strategy will remain open for interpretation and any interpretation will do – this is NOT a recipe for high performance.

Grab a highlighter pen and your strategic or operational or business plan, and highlight all the weasel words – the words that really say nothing at all about performance results. How can you express what those words are really trying to say, in words that make it easier to understand and measure the results they imply?

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